Sunday, August 12, 2007

Christianity

Here is one definition of Christianity.

'The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.'


This is an inaccurate view of Christianity.

Here is a more accurate view.


'The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree, which never actually existed.'

2 Comments:

Blogger stephen said...

your grossly simplistic mischaracterisation of Christianity indicates that there is no such thing as evil inhumanity.

tell me

do you think Hitler was evil ? or maybe just a naughty boy

4:34 PM  
Blogger John Shuck said...

Thanks! I commented on it over at Shuck and Jive!

9:03 AM  

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